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Marc
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   19th Mar 09 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On my yoghurt it says "feel fuller for longer", followed by small print of "when one pot is eaten as part of a healthy diet"

No shit

Like the cereal adverts that say the same thing.

So by their reckoning, I could have steak and chips and as long I finish off with a yoghurt or bowl or cereal I'll be full
C2RL R
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19th Mar 09 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it doesn't say "when eaten after a healthy meal" so that's not exactly right.
All Torque
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19th Mar 09 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bit like the "requires willpower" smallprint on NiQuitin Know shit...
Ian
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19th Mar 09 at 20:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Best one I ever saw was cough medicine for my 3 year old nephew - 'Don't drive or operate heavy machinery'.
Bonney
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19th Mar 09 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im sure I seen one on a packet of nuts saying "May contain traces of nuts".

I'd be pissed off if there wasn't any in there, wouldn't you!
Ste
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19th Mar 09 at 23:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I always wondered what would happen if you put an antibiotic tablet in a pot of probiotic yougurt, would it then just be normal yogurt?

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
mattk
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19th Mar 09 at 23:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Under the bonnet of my car it says all various reccomendations on the brands of the fluids to be used, amongst these it says

ENGINE OIL - WE RECCOMEND OIL
Ian
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20th Mar 09 at 00:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Remembered another one - Tesco Shellfish Cocktail, may contain shells.
All Torque
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20th Mar 09 at 00:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tesco milk- Alergy advice, contains:milk

If you were in any way, shape or form alergic to milk would you even buy a cartoon in the first place??
Jambo
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20th Mar 09 at 09:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some moronic cretin would yes All Torque.

This is why we live in a nanny state.

 
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