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Author Anybody rung that new NHS hotline about swine flu?
Butler
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29th Apr 09 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whoever told you that is telling porkies.
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my girlfriend was affraid to get petrol from texaco, i had to tell her the outbreak came from mexico
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They say you can only contract swine flu if you've been in contact with an infected pig recently.

I bet Jack Tweed is shitting himself
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
They say you can only contract swine flu if you've been in contact with an infected pig recently.

I bet Jack Tweed is shitting himself




best one ive heard yet!!!
Ben G
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just got it in a text
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^ FLOL at Ben G
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I've heard of a new case with a stylist from birmingham, doctors are more concerned about the lack of immunity in glasgwegians though due to high exposure to beer can(s).

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[in] Pigs might fly [/in]
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Bunch of dirty swines all of you.
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when we had bird flu we had to slaughter all the birds, now we have swine flu we have to slaughter all the pigs

cant wait for Paki flu


[Edited on 30-04-2009 by mattk]
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Matt

These jokes are quite stinkin' tbh!

But seriously, anybody want a game of back gammon? Danny can I share that taxi?
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Think it's full mate after a few of the latest replies
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Paki Flu lol
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom


My dad just got a text of that
Its probably round the world all ready.
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^^^ the pic that is...
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