BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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when you're waiting on a phonecall, but also in need of a shit!
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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House phone?
Divert it to your mobile/invest in a cordless/shit in a bucket next to the phone.
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Boycey
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Buckhaven, Fife
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
House phone?
Divert it to your mobile/invest in a cordless/shit in a bucket next to the phone.
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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Not really.
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AndyKent
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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Reminds me of the Lee Evans skit of waiting for a parcel to arrive and needing a shit
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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In a word, yes. Only really an issue when i'm working from home though
[Edited on 21-05-2009 by Tom]
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radicalry00
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Registered: 16th Mar 07
Location: West Yorks Rides: Suzuki SV650
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I'm never on the phone for more than 30 seconds anyway so I have all the time in the world to take a dump.
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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quote: Originally posted by Hammer
House phone?
Divert it to your mobile/invest in a cordless/shit in a bucket next to the phone.
I've got a cordless, but i'm gonna need to take notes on what i'm saying and what i've been told...
I need a desk in my bathroom.
Edit: Fuck it, i'm gonna go for it. Guaranteed i'll get the call in the next few minutes.
[Edited on 21-05-2009 by BluKoo]
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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stick the pad of paper on your knees
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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If I need to crimp an end I go, fuck who's waiting to call, a poo is more important.
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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Its okay, crisis aborted. I made it a quick one.
Still waiting on that call though...
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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throw some tissue in the bog..
counter acts the plopping noise.
Wont' stop the wet farts though.
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radicalry00
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Registered: 16th Mar 07
Location: West Yorks Rides: Suzuki SV650
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quote: Originally posted by VXR
throw some tissue in the bog..
counter acts the plopping noise.
Wont' stop the wet farts though.
Wet farts when attempting a stealth shit FTL
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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"ILL CALL YOU BACK" ?????????
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eddiewhiteley
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Registered: 10th Mar 05
Location: down in albion
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just sit on the loo and talk and poo
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Who doesnt talk on the phone whilst having a shit tbh?
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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I make video calls tbh
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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I've often been on the phone while laying pipe and tried to conceal a big fart that followed a departure, they just end up coming out loud as fuck and I end up laughing at who ever I'm on the phone to.
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