Hammer
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quote: Originally posted by Dan
I'm an official stockist of fleshlights missus told me to try one out while she was recovering from preggorz.
I'm not saying it as a sales pitch, but they really are the dogs bollocks.
Why more men don't have them I'll never know. Especially single men.
[Edited on 22-08-2011 by Dan]
You have no shame. You've just admitted to fucking a fleshlight in order to make a few more sales
Single men wank over lobstertube the same as everyone else.
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Dan
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I have no problem admitting it.
Those who knock it without trying it are the ones who are missing out
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Hammer
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Mate I would stick my cock in most things but fucking a piece of plastic would make me feel slightly desperate, then admitting it in public even moreso then trying to make some money of the back of it would be the spunk on the cake.
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Dan
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So carry on beating the meat with your hand and have half the enjoyment. Each to their own and all that
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adiohead
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Dan, can I test one out for the interest of science and humanity?
I'll write a full written review and report and then post it back to you
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Dan
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Yes no problem .
You cab do what you like with it. Once you've paid for it
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nathy_87
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Dan i've been intereted in these for a long time, but scared to approach.
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3CorsaMeal
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VEpiQNAPpM&feature=related
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by Dan
Yes no problem .
You cab do what you like with it. Once you've paid for it
I remember ordering 200 condoms online and getting up at 7am every morning so my parents didn't answer the door to the postman
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VEpiQNAPpM&feature=related
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Jake
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VEpiQNAPpM&feature=related
think of the swirl marks if you got some grit caught up in there
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Simon
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quote: Originally posted by nathy_87
Dan i've been intereted in these for a long time, but scared to approach.
Why am I not surprised
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Gary
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I bet John has one of these.
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Whittie
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quote: Originally posted by Gary
I bet John has one of these.
Nah, a hand is cheaper. John certainly doesn't have one of these.
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sc0ott
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Nah, he is a wank virgin.
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sand-eel
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VEpiQNAPpM&feature=related
Looks like it would rip your cock off
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