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_Allan_
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19th Jun 09 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Do you wish to teabag her?
corsasriboy
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Location: leicestershire
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19th Jun 09 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dont forget your rubber
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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19th Jun 09 at 22:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Does your pencil have a rubber on the end?
Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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19th Jun 09 at 23:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I find that one of the most handy, helpful, useful, beneficial, advantageous, valuable items I have in my office is a thesaurus.

Not really a pun, nor stationary, but funny!


I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
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20th Jun 09 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Make sure you play with her glitterous


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Leighton
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Bonney
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Think it's about time you turned over a new leaf.
CorsAsh
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21st Jun 09 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ask if she considers sex to be part of her staple diet.

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