Lukas
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Essex
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What you should say
1.This is a lovely house you have here Mrs .........
2.Did u decorate it yourself
3.how can u have a daughter of 17/18 u only look 32
4.sure ill have a cup of tea
5.3 sugars please
6.can u keep ur daughter under controll plz, i dont like this much physical contact
7.sure ill help wash up
8.laugh at all jokes
9.no its ok i worry about the bisquits im on a diet, healthy body equals healthy mind
10.what lovely cushons u have
11.nah i dont believe in loud music
12.a life with god is a pure life
13.i dont believe in sex b4 marriage
14.i believe in a long engagement
15.of course i work, i like to pay for myself
16.i do all of my own washing, ironing etc i like to be independant
17.sorry i dont read the sun i read the guardian it has more political articles
18.sorry i dont watch much t.v i prefer to read
19.do you need a hand with that mrs............
20.you dont need to wear makeup
21.You look stunning in that brown dress with that yellow top
22.(birds name here) is always sayin what a wonderful mum u are
23.i believe in womens rights
24.I can understand why your protective of ure daughter
25.i think she is special too, thats why i believe in being a perfect gentleman
26.i think family is important too
27.Your family seems very close , that a rare comodity in this day and age
28.(seein mum) sorry i thought u was her sister
29.I dont belive u saw the orginal Thunderbirds ! I think u saw the same repeats as i did
30.yes mrs...... i would love to have a tour of the house
31.sure id love to go shopping to matalan with u one day, i love it there
32.(to mum) sorry if i am being out of line but i can see where (birds name here) get her good looks from
33.i always pray before bed
34.( to mum) Dont u think (daughters name) could be a model
35.your daughter seems well loved, i have u to thank for that
36.i would die to make ur daughter happy
37.i think (birds name here) shuld not dress showing off so much skin dont you?
38.i think children of today swear too much, i wa not brought up that way
39.no no mrs........ that was lovely thanx
40.ur right 9 o'clock is a sensible time for (your birds name here) to be home
41.Who needs candles when we have ( birds name) eyes to light up the room
42.i can see where (birds name here) gets her enchanting smile from
What u Wanna Say
1.ur daughter has great tits
2.yes i know ur daughter has a fantasic firm ass
3.yes she does swallow
4.ur daughter is great in bed
5.she has a firm grip ill thank the dad for that
6.that big mouth does come in handy
7.sorry if we kept u awake last night, she can ride like a jockey
8.your daughter has the tastiest pussy
9.walk downstairs and say " AAHHH I only got 3 hours sleep last night "
10.my god that was good, have to come here again
11.nah the dinner was shit
12.what the fuck are u wearing
13.god ur ugly
14.shut up u strict cow
15.Shutup CHILD !
16.will u shut up and suck u noisy cow
17.Oh shit that hurts bitch
18.fuck off telling me about ur trip to the post office last week
19.get the fuck off ill do it myself
20.look i dont care, piss off i am here to fuck ur daughter
21.i am only here for the all u can eat buffet
22.YES i CAN see thats a wig
23.yes she is cheap, only a 5er for a blowjob
24.nah she gave me it 2 hours after i met her
25.What u expect me to pay for that shit ?
26.fuck off ur on top next time
27.next time i might use a jonny
28.Dont care im having a fag !
29.yes u and ur mate work good together
30.yes (birds name here) ur right ur mum is looking old today
31.nah love ur tits look good to me
32.i liked that thing u did with ur tongue the other night
33.i like the fact u dont wear anything to bed
34.nah ur bra was easy to get off
35.nah i dont care about age, if she can bleed she can breed
36.yes i will put it in ur arse next time
37.i bet u got a autographed version of the bible u old cow
38.if her mum and dad are together ( to her mum) Ive noticed she has huge scars on her back did she fall out of a tree ?
39.i love the way ur daughter runs nails on my back when she is havin a orgasm
40.I really fucking hate it when these little twats around this shit hole estate swear at u, you'd never catch me fucking swearing
41.fuck off i only came here cos i had to
42.your daughter is pregnant, and yes its mine (huge grin)
Thanx to tom_h for helping me come up with these  
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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lol how many hours did u have to kill to think these up??
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Lukas
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Essex
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a few we were bored lol
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Tommy
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Registered: 24th Aug 00
Location: Essex, Colchester
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Very bored
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Lukas
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Essex
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but then again some of them we already had used!!!
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Tommy
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Registered: 24th Aug 00
Location: Essex, Colchester
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TTT
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