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gavin18787
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25th Aug 09 at 18:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
seem a few people have all 3 and they havent emploded yet just a bit wiffy

[Edited on 25-08-2009 by gavin18787]

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Richardhhha
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lol if you like liqurice then eat a pack of pontifrac cakes and you'll be shitting like a gooden
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25th Aug 09 at 20:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Eat as many grapes as you can. Boom.

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J da Silva
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25th Aug 09 at 20:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by ajscorsa
ok so preferably solutions which won't cause ring sting please!



Guzzle 2/3 pints of water, have a laxative, and remain in a stretched position until the party kicks off.
ajscorsa
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ok had some laxatives last night, the packet said take 1 before bed so I took 2. so woke up this morning with a sore stomach, but no POO!!!!!!!!

so tonight after work its drastic measures, gonna raid tesco's for laxatives fruit, fresh oranges etc. just sit on the bog and eat / drink as much as a can
Ben G
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26th Aug 09 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just down loads of booze until you are sick and let it come out the wrong end

[Edited on 26-08-2009 by Ben G]
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26th Aug 09 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
maybe you should pull the cock butt plug out your arse now, sounds like you are taking it to far
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26th Aug 09 at 14:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Enema?
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
ok had some laxatives last night, the packet said take 1 before bed so I took 2. so woke up this morning with a sore stomach, but no POO!!!!!!!!

so tonight after work its drastic measures, gonna raid tesco's for laxatives fruit, fresh oranges etc. just sit on the bog and eat / drink as much as a can


If you're really struggling, that last thing i'd do is eat more.
ajscorsa
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26th Aug 09 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Shelley
Enema?


deff no.


Damm it I forgot about that butt plug. that explains it
Ryan_G1
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
maybe you should pull the cock butt plug out your arse now, sounds like you are taking it to far
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a_j_mair
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any update?
chrisritch
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Colonic Irrigation FTW
Bonney
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28th Aug 09 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you aint been since sunday, thats going to be one mother of a shit. Burst ring for sure!
SVM 286
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28th Aug 09 at 19:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Laxative suppositories. I think that's spelt right.

Or perhaps get someone to bum you.
corsa_paz
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i think your just full of 'shit'
Craig P
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
maybe you should pull the cock butt plug out your arse now, sounds like you are taking it to far




Legend!

EDIT - Go to the doctor's they have some "shit" hot poo'ing good's!

[Edited on 28-08-2009 by Craig P]
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29th Aug 09 at 00:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
went to doc's got sorted out. arse is stinging like fook still, been shitting all day on and off.

fucking smelly ones too
Craig P
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
went to doc's got sorted out. arse is stinging like fook still, been shitting all day on and off.

fucking smelly ones too


What was the stuff they gave you called?As my Dad some some real good stuff once!
N16K
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29th Aug 09 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
try prune juice, it tastes rank but it will do the job.
J da Silva
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Milk of Magnesia, a tea spoon of that and you tend to end up living in the toilet.
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