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Tiger
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20th Sep 09 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Two Men From Scotland:



A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course", comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Scotland", replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland."

"Of Course", replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?" "Aberdeen", comes the reply.

"I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too!

Let's have another drink to Aberdeen."

"Of course", replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Andrews", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?", he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The MacGregor twins are drunk again."
Cosmo
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20th Sep 09 at 20:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Maybe that sort of thing passes for a joke in Australia, but over here we have higher standards.
Tiger
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Maybe that sort of thing passes for a joke in Australia, but over here we have higher standards.


I was waiting for a different response from actually....
Cosmo
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20th Sep 09 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sorry, i didnt finish my original post, I also meant to say 'So fuck off back...'
chrisritch
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remember Jim Davidson telling that joke when i saw him live lol
Tiger
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20th Sep 09 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Sorry, i didnt finish my original post, I also meant to say 'So fuck off back...'
Nic Barnes
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surely 2 scottish people taking would know each of them were from scotland and not actually need to ask were they from scotland in the first place. its pretty obvious when you hear that barbaric accent screaming out words that is apparantly scottish for talking.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
surely 2 scottish people taking would know each of them were from scotland and not actually need to ask were they from scotland in the first place. its pretty obvious when you hear that barbaric accent screaming out words that is apparantly scottish for talking.


sand-eel
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20th Sep 09 at 22:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
och aye the noo....and shit.
Nic Barnes
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20th Sep 09 at 22:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and shit lol

straight up, i can understand the ken people better than some southerners with their daft rhyming slang.
Bonney
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sand-eel
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20th Sep 09 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wears the facking dog and bone you cant?

Where is the phone, good fellow?
Nic Barnes
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20th Sep 09 at 23:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
exactly
Gregor
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21st Sep 09 at 10:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
as funny as cancer.
BluKoo
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21st Sep 09 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm from Aberdeen too.

Where's my drink?
Ellis
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21st Sep 09 at 16:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I'm from Aberdeen too.

Where's my drink?

I can call 2's on that...

 
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