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Sam
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MarkSport
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Q: Why does will_doyle own a corsa?

A: FUCK KNOWS
LukeS
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Gay thread tbh
N16K
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Not the best jokes tbh. Real jokes tend to be funny!
oceansoul
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Best corsa joke is Will Doyle behind the wheel.


No mate he can't afford the petrol for his Corsa, he spent his yearly fuel allowance on his bus pass.



But he got a 4 grand loan for that. Oh wait he spent it all on insurance and bus pass. Meh, maybe he'll do somthing sensible like open a wedding dress shop to make a bit of cash
Adam C
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Ive heard plenty of them jokes before but replaced with cars other than a corsa

I like the Nike Trainers one though

My Arden Blue Astra GSi MK4 on BBS LM's Project Thread
chloe16v
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page 2 and hasnt been deleted yet
gez bay
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he is offline

[Edited on 01-10-2009 by gez bay]
DC90
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
Q: Why does will_doyle own a corsa?

A: FUCK KNOWS


Does he even have a car?
chloe16v
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oh, thats why the thread is still here they wont be when he get back so make the most of it
sc0ott
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Q - What member of corsasport works with bridal wear.

A - Cosmo.
will_doyle
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LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
k


Are you obsessed with one letter answer's or something?
lostboy
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Funny, making joked about a joke, I think Vauxhall will now be relieved someone clicked on.
will_doyle
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quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
k


Are you obsessed with one letter answer's or something?


Yes

Obsessed
Cosmo
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1st Oct 09 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Q - What member of corsasport works with bridal wear.

A - Cosmo.


not at all funny yet still more funny than those other jokes in here.
LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
k


Are you obsessed with one letter answer's or something?


Yes

Obsessed


why?
Kevxx
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i actually laughed at some..
mantamark
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Would have worked better if you'd have changed Corsa to something else, skoda, lada, escort, will's mum.
Dione J
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jessh is this what CS has become to these days

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