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thegsi
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27th Oct 09 at 19:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You've got a fucking catheter in your brain
Pissing your common sense away
When you draw first blood you can't stop this fight
For my own piece of mind - I'm going to
Tear your fucking eyes out
Rip your fucking flesh off
Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass
Fuck you and your progress
Watch me fucking regress
You were meant to take the fall - now you're nothing
Payback's a bitch motherfucker


Just a snippit of some Slayer lyrics. Now thats a controversial band
J da Silva
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27th Oct 09 at 20:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was standing at a bus stop when a speedboat came alooooooong.
Conway563
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28th Oct 09 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
In my home no chrome as clear as
See me now with my nearest dearest
Been there when I'm over careering
Room shifting is endearing
Between us is our kitchen
Would you found my irritant's itching
Been here before
Been here forever


Who is the first?


It's Inertia Creeps by Massive Attack. Possibly my favourite group of all time and a really nice bunch of blokes

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by Conway563]
Pip308
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can i suggest Incubus - Make Yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTfkd7dHVSM
lyric highlight: If you let him fuck you there will be no foreplay.
Rest assured, They'll screw you complete, Until your ass is blue and grey!
Cavey
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28th Oct 09 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Third eye Blind have some great lyrics.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/third+eye+blind/slow+motion_20136716.html

Beautiful song, just slightly messed up lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ibfvjv4uxE
Ojc
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28th Oct 09 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Saw your mum that day

Put a snooker cue up her bum that day.

Saw your dad that time, lucky he didn't get stabbed that time, left hook upper cut jab that time.
Eck
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28th Oct 09 at 16:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The masters of drugged up nonsense, Scooter:

"Is it a bird, is it a plane? It must be Dave who's on the train"
Shell
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
can i suggest Incubus - Make Yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTfkd7dHVSM
lyric highlight: If you let him fuck you there will be no foreplay.
Rest assured, They'll screw you complete, Until your ass is blue and grey!


Another of their's that makes me laugh is "To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling"

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by Shelley]
Beato
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28th Oct 09 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Pull the tape worm outta your ass, HEY!"
RichR
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"I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass; tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass, tried to fuck a fucking pirate - but I found the Dog!" Blink 182


[Edited on 28-10-2009 by LiVe LeE]
Bonney
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28th Oct 09 at 17:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
"I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass; tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass, tried to fuck a fucking pirate - but I found the Dog!" Blink 182


[Edited on 28-10-2009 by LiVe LeE]




Bonney
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28th Oct 09 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Queen-One vision just as the song ends

Just give me, give me, give me fried chicken!
JonnyJ
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"I guess i always really knew that my little crime, would be cold thats why i got a heater for your thighs" A7X

Pretty random song about someone killing his GF then fucking the corpse
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28th Oct 09 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Such a fantastic song and one of my all time faves, but oh so random:

Culture sucks down words
Itemise loathing and feed yourself smiles
Organise your safe tribal war
Hurt maim kill and enslave the ghetto

Each day living out a lie
Life sold cheaply forever, ever, ever

Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness

Life lies a slow suicide
Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths
From feudal serf to spender
This wonderful world of purchase power

Just like lungs sucking on air
Survivals natural as sorrow, sorrow, sorrow

Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness

Drive away and it's the same
Everywhere death row, everyone's a victim
Your joys are counterfeit
This happiness corrupt political shit

Living life like a comatose
Ego loaded and swallow, swallow, swallow

Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness


[Edited on 28-10-2009 by mattk]
mattfiesta
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28th Oct 09 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu4nhviVoc
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
The masters of drugged up nonsense, Scooter:

"Is it a bird, is it a plane? It must be Dave who's on the train"


Respect to the man in the ice cream van
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by mattfiesta
Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu4nhviVoc


Brilliant, it's just Ralph quotes.
Marc
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28th Oct 09 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Such a fantastic song and one of my all time faves, but oh so random

So many lyrics to choose from by the manics too

She bathed herself in a bath of bleach, I brush her her, no one else will.
SVM 286
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28th Oct 09 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Such a fantastic song and one of my all time faves, but oh so random:

Culture sucks down words
Itemise loathing and feed yourself smiles
Organise your safe tribal war
Hurt maim kill and enslave the ghetto

Each day living out a lie
Life sold cheaply forever, ever, ever

Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness

Life lies a slow suicide
Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths
From feudal serf to spender
This wonderful world of purchase power

Just like lungs sucking on air
Survivals natural as sorrow, sorrow, sorrow

Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness

Drive away and it's the same
Everywhere death row, everyone's a victim
Your joys are counterfeit
This happiness corrupt political shit

Living life like a comatose
Ego loaded and swallow, swallow, swallow

Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness


[Edited on 28-10-2009 by mattk]


Awesomness epitomised Matthew

One of the greatest pop songs commited to paper and the best Manic's tune ever. So brilliant.
SVM 286
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28th Oct 09 at 18:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
In my home no chrome as clear as
See me now with my nearest dearest
Been there when I'm over careering
Room shifting is endearing
Between us is our kitchen
Would you found my irritant's itching
Been here before
Been here forever


Who is the first?


It's Inertia Creeps by Massive Attack. Possibly my favourite group of all time and a really nice bunch of blokes

[Edited on 28-10-2009 by Conway563]


Cheers Mister C. I probably have it but just couldn't put a song to the lyrics.
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28th Oct 09 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mattfiesta
Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu4nhviVoc


That is ace, never heard that before.
J da Silva
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Speaking of Bloodhound Gang, 'Kiss me where it smells funny' is the best rude song I've ever heard.

And talking of Massive Attack, ace group, really love to chill out to these on the iPodlington.
SVM 286
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28th Oct 09 at 20:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Missed them at Bestival.
lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
"I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass; tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass, tried to fuck a fucking pirate - but I found the Dog!" Blink 182


[Edited on 28-10-2009 by LiVe LeE]


Arr that was ne pirate, that was thee seester

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