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Cashback!
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the farmer thing is awesome! when hes ont he canal boat and they push a dead cow off the bridge
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Shame Saxondale didn't do well, liked that too.
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'Anyone got a battery for a ericson?'

'Textbook Intercourse'
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You feed burgers to swans
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'astro turf, basically zero maintenance grass'

'i sentence you Mr Owl to death by hanging but your not aloud to hover.. '

'Ironic to say I had a 'Bob Sleigh' in my class at school... a boy that had no interest in the sport what so ever'
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
You feed burgers to swans


'and 30 foot barns....nobodys alowd to look in'
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I was at a friend's house the other night - I was trying to make a phone call, I thought there was something wrong with the ‘phone. I'd been hitting nine, I felt like a ruddy idiot. I just left, I couldn't stay there after that!
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Can I break the rule and post the bit from 'The Trip'?


"Sleep the sleep of 1,000 martyrs. Sleep well, my brother. Sleep well, my brother. Sleep well, my sister. But please, do not sleep with my sister. Leave my sister out of it, alright? Leave my sister alone. Don't touch her! Gentlemen, to bed! "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8BPP4ASQWo

sorry
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leave now
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CRASH!...BANG!...WALLOP! what a video!
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Scum on the run
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"Sorry about the smell of urine....but there really isnt alot to do around here..."
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Infact Lynn you can have a raise...niiine...nine and a half...t-t-teeelllll you what, tell you what its nine and a half thousand pounds, come on everybody sing it, tell you what, tell you what, its nine and a half thousand pounds
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"Dont draw a cock!"
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"Search me search me!!"
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the world cup 94 countdown is classic

"yes, yes, yes, yes, yesyesyesyesyesyes yeeeesssss, that, was a goal"

Thriker! eat that

TWAT! that was liquid footbal

Er, SHIT! did you see that, he must have a foot like a traction engine
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That goalkeeper has footballing pie all over his shirt
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
That goalkeeper has footballing pie all over his shirt


the proof is in the pudding
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Alan: "...right back to classic rock like Wings."
Hotel Steward: "Who's Wings?"
Alan: "They're only the band The Beatles could have been!"
Hotel Steward: "I love The Beatles."
Alan: "Yeah so do I."
Hotel Steward: "What's your favourite Beatles album then?"
Alan: "Tough one...I think I'd have to say...the best of The Beatles."

MX5 Project Thread
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^ good one
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Cock piss partridge
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Single hand sue there, tackling the buffet. She's like a human JCB.
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We pull the gun from the holster, knock off the safety catch, there's one in the chamber And move and fire and move and fire, the terrorist (hand on old ladies shoulder) is disoriented from the stun grenade, she doesn't know what's going on, remember the double tap, bang bang. We have to neutralise the threat by incapacitating the target and we do that in 2 areas, the chestal area here, anywhere down the middle, they're going down, if you're close enough you can take a head shot,once again they're going down

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