nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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She aint a copper, are you Lynn?
Gf said she wants to give me a bj while im driving but never had the chance. 
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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I always remember when i was learning to drive.me and my instructer drove past a layby and there was a couple in a car going at it like rabbits.steamed up like mad at 9am....I just laughed and the instructor went "he must be doing something right to get that this early"
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote:
Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
Gf said she wants to give me a bj while im driving but never had the chance.
It's ok, I'm giving her a lift home from work on Tues.
[Edited on 12-12-2009 by _Allan_]
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
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What about having a wank whilst in the outside lane 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Rich H
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Registered: 26th Oct 05
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
What about having a wank whilst in the outside lane
Nah the wankers are normally in the middle lane
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Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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^^
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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Originally posted by Reedy
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Originally posted by Lynny
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Originally posted by Reedy
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Originally posted by Lynny
Driving without due care/dangerous driving?
Did you not "book em" ?
book who? 
whoever was driving and having sex
no one was, it was a hyperthetical piss take of the other driving posts...
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Lynny
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
She aint a copper, are you Lynn?
yes?
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oceansoul
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
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Would be easier in an auto 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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I regularly knock one out whilst cycling to work in the morning.
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
She aint a copper, are you Lynn?
yes?
oh 
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richc
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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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quote:
Originally posted by GSi_16v
Ive had a bj while driving. It was an experience to say the least.
I did last saturday night and im now waiting on a letter from nottinghamshire police.
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wakey1512
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Registered: 8th Apr 09
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a story i heard from my mate:
there was a guy who always used to wank himself off in his car, just didnt really give a fuck. At the traffic lights would just happily unbutton his trousers and bash one off. One day he did it while next to a double decker bus with all the passangers staring down at him in shock lmao!
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richc
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quote:
Originally posted by wakey1512
a story i heard from my mate:
there was a guy who always used to wank himself off in his car, just didnt really give a fuck. At the traffic lights would just happily unbutton his trousers and bash one off. One day he did it while next to a double decker bus with all the passangers staring down at him in shock lmao!
He must be turned on very easy, or you have broke traffic lights in your area.
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wakey1512
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Registered: 8th Apr 09
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nah just one of them guys tbh, although funny enough you mention broken traffic lights, all of this week theres been about 3 sets of lights out !
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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had a roommate at uni who said he'd cracked one out a few times whilst driving home, from Huddersfield to Stoke, in the early hours of the morning, apparently he got very bored
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B3KAN
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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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Originally posted by richc
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Originally posted by GSi_16v
Ive had a bj while driving. It was an experience to say the least.
I did last saturday night and im now waiting on a letter from nottinghamshire police.
I got 1 last night taking the missus home 
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