Richie
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Registered: 3rd Dec 02
Location: Newport, Wales
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Gutted if this is a pearost - I still 
Claimed to be "actual" statements from insurance forms where car drivers tried to summarise accident details in as few words as possible.
1. Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i don't have.
2. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way
3. I had been driveing for forty years when i fell asleep at the whell and has an accident
4. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
5. I told the police i was not injured, but on removing my hair, I found that i had a fractured skull.
6. I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
7. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, So i ran over him.
8. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.
9. In my attempt to kill a fly. i Drove into a telephone pole.
10. I was on my way to the doctor with a rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
11. As i approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, makeing me unable to avoid the accident.
12. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when i struck him.
13. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
14. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
[Edited on 18-12-2009 by Richie]
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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They are probably made up, but still funny
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Slight variation - I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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Seen this years ago in an email, just mostly bad grammer really.
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