Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
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taken off facebook group, I found them all so simple yet funny
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
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corsayoung
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quote:
Originally posted by Jas
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
love it!
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*JonnyG*
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Registered: 2nd Jun 08
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Lol, there mint.
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Some crackers there. I even Lolled. 
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
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15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
These crack me up gonna try this on friday at training course.
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Jamie-C
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Registered: 3rd Jun 08
Location: Ballycastle
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There class
My mum asked me what am I laughing at
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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quote:
Originally posted by *JonnyG*
Lol, there mint.
They're 
Love some of them.got a feeling you would end up getting decked for doing a few though
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bazzaa
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Registered: 14th Jan 10
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going to try some
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xa0s
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Registered: 4th Mar 08
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14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
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finally something funny that originated on facebook! i like the "I've got new socks on" bit.
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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quote:
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
i approve of this
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Paul_JC
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Registered: 28th Jan 09
Location: Corby
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haha that is mint i wouldnt have the balls to do them though, would feel like a right nutcase
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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One that isn't on the list - fart.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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It's the same sort of stuff as when you go to a cash point....your cash comes out and you shout JACKPOT
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Do what i did to a spanish couple on holiday last year.
As i was getting out of the lift, Push the button for going back down to the ground floor.
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Corsa_Quadz
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another good one
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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i tend to start talking to whoever im with asking if they still have that body under the patio or if they can hook me up with a couple of grams of heroin or if they're still sleeping with their sister.
this applies to toilet scenarios aswells
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SteveoBC
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Registered: 22nd Feb 07
Location: Bucks
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best one was from Dara O'Brian from mock the week
when the lift opens walk in an instead of facing the doors stand in the doorway facing everyone else then stare an smile at them an see what happens lol
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