Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
User status: Offline
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This man is my hero
These bits especially
What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
Ugg Boots! Enough with the f*****g ugly Ugg boots! It may have escaped your attention but it's little more than A SUEDE WELLY!! And that ain't cool, baby and you do know that unless you're a stick insect, they make your legs look fat when worn with the obligatory leggings or skinny jeans; bloody tree trunks in fact! Is that what you want?
And if you're going to wear them then pick your bloody feet up and stop scuffing your heels along the ground like a f*****g tramp. Did you all get a memo to wear the f*****g things for the last five f*****g years? Have you all been hypnotised to wear them? Do they dish them out at colleges on Freshers days along with those long t-shirts and the carefully messed-up bed-hair, so favoured by the uptight, posh home-counties girls with big foreheads and braying voices who look like they are as dry as sandpaper? Thought so.
Faster Pussycat
Exactly why are blonde women in white sports cars such absolute bitches? It's like they're the female version of the white van man; behaving like a t**t, totally self-absorbed and needlessly aggressive. When you've got one of them up your arse, driving three inches from your bumper it makes me want to slam on the brake (assuming I could actually drive) just to launch their over-made-up face through the windscreen to show them that they are mortal flesh and not some sort of indestructible cyborg queen. How classy and important do you feel now you're lying in a pool of blood and glass? Why not think about that
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