Kerry
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Thought us women would find this very amusing!!!!!!
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Or,
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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Thanks
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ladies http://www.o-h.co.uk then you dont need a man..
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
that sais it all!
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Kerry
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a mans brain
[Edited on 15-03-2003 by Kerry]
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Kayleigh
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[Edited on 15-03-2003 by Kayleigh]
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Trotty
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
a mans brain
[Edited on 15-03-2003 by Kerry]
 LMAO! That's quite freaky to look at actually
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LMFAO wicked..gave me a good chuckle!!!!
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SetH
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that brain looks like somethign out of a clive barker film though
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Keeley
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lol kerry n1 LMAO
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Drew
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very good Kerry
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Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by Miss CorsaSri
lol kerry n1 LMAO
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lol
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