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BarnshaW
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awesome awesome film, worth the watch just for some of the drill masters quotes

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? "



"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"


"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? "


"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!"
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16th Apr 10 at 21:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO merge?
SetH
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deleted mine seeing as you were 2 mins quicker
BarnshaW
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good man
SetH
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Chloe16v Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!


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pmsl at rottencrotch, such fantastic lines he comes out with
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"Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
SetH
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PMSL @ private pile
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Been meaning to watch this for ages, good so far
SetH
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Ian looks like private pile
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
"Well, no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"


Thats my fave so fucking sarcastic


People who haven't seen it =
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17th Apr 10 at 08:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
awesome film

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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
PMSL @ private pile

When he gets beat up
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i love this film, i used to watch it all the time in high school, like every week
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watched half of it and fell asleep as was tired. was a brilliant film.

had me in tears at the things he was saying
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do you suck dicks? BULLSHIT! i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Ben G
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i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

sounds like some sort of fetish.

[Edited on 17-04-2010 by Ben G]
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fantastic film!...
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

 
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