jamesy1990
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tbh i am with out my brown wings due to a rather disgusting story my mate told me get this , he was drilling this bird in his brothers bed! and when my mate went in that night pissed he went to bed as you would! when he woke up the next day there was this over powering smeel off shite! and to his horror yes u guesed it shit everywhere .... first thing he said ''MUM JOHNS BEEN SHAGGING A BIRD IN THE ARSE AND THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE! ''
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mart08uk
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bigboykarl
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Location: South Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
doesnt interest me in the slightest
this
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corsabsonny
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Daimo B
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My batty excursiong have been limited
Ex in my friends toliet, using baby lotion was one memory though, and no she was not a happy bunny.
Never had sh1t on knob though. tbh, that alone puts me off
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
quote: Originally posted by Andy Stocker
Anal creampie FTW
its the only way tbh.
Did it to a bird on holiday once
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
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When i did it with one of my ex's upon entry she passed out from the pain!!!
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Andy Stocker
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Priceless
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by A1EX
When i did it with one of my ex's upon entry she passed out from the pain!!!
Did you carry on? Should have done.
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
you really should wash her inner arse out first
she shouldn't have a shitty asshole to start with, you know it's bound to go down shit street
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SteveW
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done it to a couple of girls now.. one didnt like it the other loved it
personally i think its great but my current g/f is having none of it.. she'll come around
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A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
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quote: Originally posted by GF-91
quote: Originally posted by A1EX
When i did it with one of my ex's upon entry she passed out from the pain!!!
Did you carry on? Should have done.
i was a bit confused at first as she was in doggy position, then collapsed, thought i'd killed her or something, started to think how im going to explain this to her parents
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GF-91
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LOL
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adiohead
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donkey punch
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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my mate shagged his mrs in the arse and when he pulled out a turd followed and sat there on the bed looking at him
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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SteveW
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
my mate shagged his mrs in the arse and when he pulled out a turd followed and sat there on the bed looking at him
did he pick it up and try and put it back ?
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adiohead
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I heard that someone pulled out and found a piece of sweetcorn under their foreskin.
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Andy Stocker
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
my mate shagged his mrs in the arse and when he pulled out a turd followed and sat there on the bed looking at him
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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fortunatly not steve, i think it was an awkward moment to say the least.
adio i heard that story in my school the old sweetcorn jobbie
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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