Minty_Fresh
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Registered: 1st May 08
Location: westmidlands
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Got the day off work, bord to funk..
any ideas (that dont cost much) to do?
[Edited on 04-05-2010 by mk4_boy]
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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spam off day?
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Minty_Fresh
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Registered: 1st May 08
Location: westmidlands
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tbh im not that bord..
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
Location: Basingstoke
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glad i can help
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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wank yourself silly
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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quote: Originally posted by Tomnova16
wank yourself silly
This man talks sense. I'll be doing just that tomorrow on my day off.
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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I have a suggestion for you
1) Proceed to your local supermarket
2) Purchase a Melon
3) Cut a cock sized hole in said melon, circumference of the hole is dependent on your preference for tightness
4) Use a skewer to make a small hole on the otherside of the melon leading to the cock chamber of the melon.
5) Put in the microwave to warm up
6) Insert your old boy into the melon and start pumping away
7) (optional) cover the skewer hole with your thumb to create suction
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ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
I have a suggestion for you
1) Proceed to your local supermarket
2) Purchase a Melon
3) Cut a cock sized hole in said melon, circumference of the hole is dependent on your preference for tightness
4) Use a skewer to make a small hole on the otherside of the melon leading to the cock chamber of the melon.
5) Put in the microwave to warm up
6) Insert your old boy into the melon and start pumping away
7) (optional) cover the skewer hole with your thumb to create suction
really...
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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I dread to think what you do when you're on your own Sethery!
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P1CK4D
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Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
I dread to think what you do when you're on your own Sethery!
Probably the above i'd imagine
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Have you not seen good luck chuck where the fat dude is shagging a melon and chuck walks in on him
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P1CK4D
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
Have you not seen good luck chuck where the fat dude is shagging a melon and chuck walks in on him
But have you tried it yourself?
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SetH
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I used to do it all the time but seeds get everywhere ffs
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Ever ridden a pie?
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SetH
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
Ever ridden a pie?
Yes, Steven cooked me a lovely GTF pie once.
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