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Skylined
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   26th May 10 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Been doing the most horrendous farts now for about 3 days.

I haven't been eating anything unhealthy, just usual chicken/pasta etc, but I take protein shakes for the gym so wondering if it's this.

Anyone know how to stop them?
Whittie
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26th May 10 at 10:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I get terrible smelling farts from protein shakes and bran flakes.

Hold it in?
leon.
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wheetabix give brilliant farts.
Pete_vxl
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its great when they itch your ring on the way out.
gravesy
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26th May 10 at 10:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's amazing when you lean back in the driver's seat and get one to sneak out the front. Added bonus if you get it to tickle your balls.
leon.
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fucking lol
Skylined
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26th May 10 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ah, have weetabix every morning as well.

This could be an issue
Matt L
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26th May 10 at 10:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what leon said
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This made me smile .... thinking about so would a fart tickling my balls gonna have to try that now.

Where ever you be let the wind blow free..church or chapple let it rattle

If you hold it in your end up floating off up in to the sky's like a helium balloon

moka
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26th May 10 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fucking
C2RL R
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i get really smelly farts if i eat kellogs start. that rhymes
ed
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Ale is the best if you want to have the power of killing small animals with your own fumes.
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i fart every time i open my mouth


Cant beat a good fart tbh oh and C2RL, had to do it to someone
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Not that long ago i ate half a big bag of raisins without thinking..... next thing i knew i could kill a small to medium sized animal.... learnt my lesson there!
LukeD
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26th May 10 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
protein shake farts.. not good
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26th May 10 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i get really smelly farts if i eat kellogs start. that rhymes


^

Whats the protein shake? how many times you taking it?

Sounds like its this - increase of protein in your diet.
Ben G
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26th May 10 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when i took protein shakes i almost killed my work mate on a night shift

i usually feel proud of myself when i let off a right stinker but it even made me feel sick.
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i used to hold mine in when i first met our lass, couldn't wait to leave her house on the monday morning and get in the car so i could let them all out
sand-eel
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The PHD protein shit I take makes epic farts.
Skylined
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I'm incapable of holding in said farts....is there a technique to it?
Rammer
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Squeeze your arse cheeks together tight and hold till the fart feeling passes, Whilst doing this avoid squatting down,bending over, walking and running
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quote:
Originally posted by Rammer
Squeeze your arse cheeks together tight and hold till the fart feeling passes, Whilst doing this avoid squatting down,bending over, walking and running


And laughing!
Bonney
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quote:
Originally posted by Recaro1
quote:
Originally posted by Rammer
Squeeze your arse cheeks together tight and hold till the fart feeling passes, Whilst doing this avoid squatting down,bending over, walking and running


And laughing!


Exactly!

Was in halfords last night and the thing i wanted was on the bottom shelf. Fart held in, thought it had passed and as i bent down, BANG out it came. Couldnt even stop it mid fart, had to just let it go!

The most embarrasing part was, One of the girls off the till walked past the back of me as it happened
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