Tommy
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Registered: 24th Aug 00
Location: Essex, Colchester
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So how can we cheer u up then ?
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Stop if i have to
Clutch down and floor it
Off down the road
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LoudandLow (Mail me)
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Super_si
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Registered: 4th Mar 01
Location: lurkin' somewhere........................
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We get the back lash 
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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well you know when u go for a *number 2* and you get that aching pain? well its like that in your stomach for days.
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Super_si
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Registered: 4th Mar 01
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 cheers
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Leighton
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Registered: 21st Feb 01
Location: Liverpool
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A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his Grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his Grandma "Where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied; "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his Grandma "Where's Mom and Dad?" and his Grandmother replied; "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his Grandmother said; "Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?" The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to."
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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no worries
who are you waiting for a pm from Si?
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Leighton
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Registered: 21st Feb 01
Location: Liverpool
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and yes i am board
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antonOO2
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Registered: 17th Sep 02
Location: Midlands
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ever ha d a football kicked in your balls ,bet thats close to period pain.
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Super_si
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Registered: 4th Mar 01
Location: lurkin' somewhere........................
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From you shelly  sent it ages ago
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antonOO2
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Registered: 17th Sep 02
Location: Midlands
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do you know who paul williams is ,defender who used to play for coventry city.wen i played for the under 17 we played with the first team in training and he belted the ball in my balls .i swear it must be close to period pain
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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really?
i dont think I got it...
send it me again
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Tommy
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Registered: 24th Aug 00
Location: Essex, Colchester
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I get period pains, its called a headache. From all the BLAH BLAH MOAN MOAN BITCH BITCH etc etc
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Stop if i have to
Clutch down and floor it
Off down the road
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LoudandLow(Mail me)
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Matty Hall
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Registered: 22nd Oct 00
Location: Burton on Trent (midlands)
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LOL 
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