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Behr
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Registered: 5th Feb 07
Location: Hemel Hempstead
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6th Aug 10 at 07:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

In the dealer's service workshop, a famous heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his Mercedes

There was a loud mouthed mechanic who was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car. He saw the surgeon waiting and lured him into an argument.

He asked the doc after straightening up and wiping his hands on a rag, "Look at this car I'm working on. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon very calmly leaned over and whispered to the loudmouth mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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6th Aug 10 at 08:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thread title bang on imo.
Budgie
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