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SetH
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14th Aug 10 at 08:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

In the uk, according to the news!

Plus size clothing is booming but apparantly will be rebranded as this will be considered 'normal size'

PERT is losing epically
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Sounds like a challenge there Sethery.
SetH
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Pert birds will become a rarity. To begin with this willmake them more up their own arses then they already are.

However eventually they will become the insecure ones as they are not fat cunts and this will make them easy to pull much like heffers are now
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1/4 are size 18 or above now, or something stupid like that
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Take it its not just me who saw that in the times then
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Maybe one day you could be ruler of all Sethery. We could have some x-Ray machine a la Total Recall that everyone has to pass through. This will show whos really fat and whos just padding out to conform
SetH
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HEFFER INDUSTRIES
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They need to start making eating disorders cool, that should get people to normal size.

Sounds like we're all gonna end up with a fattie...
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Noooooooo... I like PERT
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if the number of heffers increase, does this push the boundaries for what a heffer actually is?

Does a heffer grown an extra size or two?
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You have made a very valid point Bart and I will put it on the agenda for the HEFFER Annual General Meeting in September as it needs discussion.
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Is this why all Britains roads are getting worn too, buses over flowing with heffer cattle on the way to the shops. Puts a lot of strain on the road.
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How do heffer men fall into the category, does it also mean that they will have more luck with the perts?
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A1EX you have also raised an interesting point.

The HEFFER demograph is rapidly changing we need to address these issues quickly.
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Another issue is and will be porn as the main category is based around pert, with the niche being bbw aka heffers, will the niche become pert? Worrying times ahead
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Start making heffers pay more for everything, public transport, road tax, food etc... that'll raise income for the government, and transport people, which they could use to fix the roads.

As marc said, it's fatties that cause most damage
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Always pisses me off when I travel and my luggage is overweight, so I have to pay. Then i see a family of heffers who don't pay any extra. The fat fucks should pay extra too even if their baggage isn't over tbh it's only fair.
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BBW a.ka heffers?

What porn do you watch?

BBW is black black white is it not?
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quote:
Originally posted by AK
BBW a.ka heffers?

What porn do you watch?

BBW is black black white is it not?


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quote:
Originally posted by AK
BBW a.ka heffers?

What porn do you watch?

BBW is black black white is it not?


Adam!!! Im shocked if you thought it meant that

You were my inspiration back in 2001
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I'll take one PERT, please.


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