Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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SBKv1 says:
**WARNING - You have enabled Cheeky Shelly Mode**
Mike Kelly: Version 1 says:
**PRESS CONTROL + ALT + DEL = Shelly Reboot**
SBKv1 says:
**You have encounted a critical error. Please contact your Systems Administrator**
Mike Kelly: Version 1 says:
**Welcome to Shelly XP, To Start, please twiddle the nipples on the front of the Main Console**
SBKv1 says:
**ups you pulled them off, the cheeky mode button is stuck on full cheeky mode, and the other is jammed so you cant reboot**
Mike Kelly: Version 1 says:
**To enable hidden ADMIN menu, please insert boot disk in to secret ADMIN Slot on the rear of the shelly console!**
SBKv1 says:
** this port is currently unavailable for insertion of boot disks**
Mike Kelly: Version 1 says:
**The port is Available....**
SBKv1 says:
**Boot disk inserted. Shelly crashes*
SBKv1 says:
**Beep. Starting using safe mode**
Mike Kelly: Version 1 says:
**slap sense in to ure Shelly XP, with a metal bar, the machine should reboot and be ready for normal use**
SBKv1 says:
**beating your Shelly is not good for her system and baby burning properties**
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pringle
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Shelly
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well i thought it was funny anyway
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Icy
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PaulW
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Nismo
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Shelly
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Was I really this mad?
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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Right... Father Christmas...
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Shelly
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He isn't real Samuel.
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Marc
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hmmm, bored were u?!!!
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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u have conversations like dat all time then
[Edited on 120102 by Ben- (yorkshire)]
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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Yeah, we are both quite mad.
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
He isn't real Samuel.
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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Sorry to spoil the fun, but your getting on a bit now and you need to know these things.
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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quote: Originally posted by Shelly
Sorry to spoil the fun, but your getting on a bit now and you need to know these things.
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Ben
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Leighton
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