C18RSA
Member
Registered: 25th Feb 01
Location: dunstable / luton
User status: Offline
|
This young man decides he is going to join a morg.
He turns up for his first day at the funeral company and is greeted by his boss.
His Boss says to him, "Right we have got this young lady laying here on the bed and she needs tidying up, I'm going out on the road but if you have any problems ring me".
So this young man starts to tidy up the female when he notice's a prawn stuck up her fanny.
He tries to pull it out but cant get to it enough, so he phones up his boss.
"A prawn up her fanny, well i shall be right back to help you out".
The boss comes back and takes a look, " That aint a prawn stupid thats her clitoris.
Hmmmmmm well it tasted like a prawn to me.
[Edited on 26-03-2003 by C18RSA]
|
C18RSA
Member
Registered: 25th Feb 01
Location: dunstable / luton
User status: Offline
|
Awww com on peeps it cant be that bad surely.
|
MattyB
Member
Registered: 13th Nov 01
Location: 118.5bhp :D
User status: Offline
|
its bad soz mate
|
BabyBlade
Member
Registered: 5th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Rides: Ninja 600
User status: Offline
|
It's the idea more than the humour
|
C18RSA
Member
Registered: 25th Feb 01
Location: dunstable / luton
User status: Offline
|
Yeah thats why i found it so funny Sethion
|
Denman
Member
Registered: 25th Oct 01
Location: Hull
User status: Offline
|
made me laff n e way
|
kerzo
Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Norn Iron
User status: Offline
|
OK here is a joke I recently heard, nothing to do with this though only that the guy that told me that before told me this one aswell......
A priest, a rabbi and a reverend were on a sinking ship.
The Reverend shouts "SAVE THE CHILDREN"!!
The rabbi shouts "* F U C K* the children"
The priest says... do u think we actually have time for that?
|