vibrio
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1/ well I took the picture in the hope that I would capture the face of a man that has got beat by a punto
2/ there are very few BMW's that I see that I can't beat
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Stu
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Registered: 3rd May 00
Location: Madchester UK Drives: 2014 BMW M135i
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3) Your nearly 30 years old?
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GT4Brody
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Get the Bm, blatently, the summer is comin, and although the318 is rather underpowered i am sure it would piss ur corsa. Also how many of ur other m8s have got Bm,s or similar @17.
Go for it......u no u want to!!
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LoudandProud
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Registered: 12th Jan 01
Location: Stanway, Essex
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well my gsi wasted a 1.8 bmw 3 series got a flash to say well done, dont think he was expecting mine to be as fast as it was 
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DAYZEE
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
2/ there are very few BMW's that I see that I can't beat
Bring it on. I'll put my money on my 200BHP. And if that doesn't work I'll get my "gay" MR2 Turbo out.
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Steve
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the BMW looks ghey as fuck
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Black__306
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
Once b4 but only quickly round the block 
its a 318i and its for sale. Looks exactly the same as that pic u have up there !
I may sell mine later and get it looking like this.......
 
Greg what bmw kit is that?
BTW if your gonna get a beamer get a 320i, although the 318i's aren't as slow as everyone thinks, especially if you compare em to corsa's.
Even though i own a non-german car even i have to admit germans make the best built cars - can't argue with that.
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Gambit
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*yawn* *yawn* *yawn* *yawn* *yawn*
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Black__306
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Stu
3) Your nearly 30 years old?
your point
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by DAYZEE
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
2/ there are very few BMW's that I see that I can't beat
Bring it on. I'll put my money on my 200BHP. And if that doesn't work I'll get my "gay" MR2 Turbo out.
remember I said see not any BMW. 330 and above would beat me no problem. anything else below I have a good chance on the move or off the line. as for the Gay MR2 turbo. your a girl ( I think you've not should your breasts yet) your allowed to have one
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bobothebear
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A day in the life of a BMW driver:
The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I
couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me
AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)
Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the
BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is
for BMW drivers only?) Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing
along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the
BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just
that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!
He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run
him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get
onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my
excellent car.
Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the
man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my
car goes fast!
Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so
I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to
have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're ?0
each and I was only allowed 3). But the man at the Police Station said that
because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full
12 points,and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!
See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW!"
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DAYZEE
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Cheers man! 
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Stu
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Registered: 3rd May 00
Location: Madchester UK Drives: 2014 BMW M135i
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My point.......
I dont think I really need to explain myself.
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vibrio
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yes you do.. you make a statement about me being nearly 30 ( 2 years to go) and I want to know why
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dannycorsa c
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bmws r nice but id get an audi a3 turbo n chip it
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Lights
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How do you make out that the corsa is better than a german car - mine is an opel corsa ( german company ) which is exactly the same as a vauxhall corsa - by slagging german motors, you are slagging opels which are virtually identical to vauxhalls !! ??
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Stu
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Registered: 3rd May 00
Location: Madchester UK Drives: 2014 BMW M135i
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Ok, your an immature prick who will probably kill someones family, when you race on the streets in a car like yours! OK.
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