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Author Dilemma pt. 2
Russ
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11th Nov 10 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Best way to dispose of a body, female, around 5'7
Twitch
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pig farm
DannyB
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As the Mccans, although they're used to children.
Tommy L
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Eat it?
Hammer
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Chop them into bits, stick them in bin bags and throw it out to sea off the coast of Florida.
John G
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under the patio in the back garden
Russ
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Just went down John, not getting it up again
Kerry
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11th Nov 10 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


scared......
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
Just went down John, not getting it up again


we dont need to know your personal problems
Kerry
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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
Just went down John, not getting it up again


we dont need to know your personal problems
Burned
Twiggy
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11th Nov 10 at 16:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Acid bath....
LoudandProud
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quote:
Originally posted by John G
under the patio in the back garden


Nah under decking is where its at, less suspicious lol
ashleh
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11th Nov 10 at 18:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Save it for when you get bored.
AlexW
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Vacuumed packed under your bed. For those days when you need some no hassle fun.
Cavey
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remove hands and teeth, incinerate.

Chop the rest up into bits, clean, and bin bag, dispose of in stolen/rented vehicles in various places, preferably at the bottom of lakes/ocean

[Edited on 11-11-2010 by Cavey]
Jakey
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11th Nov 10 at 19:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
remove hands and teeth, incinerate.

Chop the rest up into bits, clean, and bin bag, dispose of in stolen/rented vehicles in various places, preferably at the bottom of lakes/ocean

[Edited on 11-11-2010 by Cavey]


Done this before, haven't you?
Cavey
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watch a lot of csi and dexter! Have had conversations with mates. We reckon we could take someone
John G
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry


scared......


see ya
Jakey
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11th Nov 10 at 19:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
watch a lot of csi and dexter! Have had conversations with mates. We reckon we could take someone


Doyle, please Doyle.
Cavey
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11th Nov 10 at 19:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Unfortunately even contact on the internet is a big no no, would have to be an utter random. Sorry
Corsa_Sport21
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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting.They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

 
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