Black__306
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If your bored at work like me here's something to keep you going and amused 
Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio:
MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
come in his shorts."
KEN Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet
he wished he had a hard on now."
WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes
what he sees."
ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well
Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."
CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands
he just tossed it off."
CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
like this."
JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What
does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"
STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69."
THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath
away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."
WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big
race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night
about coming from different positions."
CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live
said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that
eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing
so hard!
US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
METRO Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."
HARRY Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
the Oxford crew."
TED Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse.
I once rode her mother."
NEW Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him."
PAT Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazin
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Cybermonkey
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! that made me chuckle!
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Andy Stocker
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I'm sure that would be amusing to some people, however I have seen it on this board several times before & no longer find it amusing.
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Black__306
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A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that
eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing
so hard!
My personal favourite
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Black__306
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I'm sure that would be amusing to some people, however I have seen it on this board several times before & no longer find it amusing.
Oopsy but it is well funny if you haven't seen it before. Even more funny when your bored silly at work...lol.
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Tommy
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Brilliant made us at work laugh
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Black__306
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
Brilliant made us at work laugh
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Phil Hall
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I posted these before.
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