moka
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Registered: 11th Mar 06
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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'sorry about the wait.'
I said 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually '
Top tip; if you're camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily an invitation to casual sex.
Wish me luck; I appear in court next Monday.
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Matt.H
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Registered: 12th Mar 03
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Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one's a match for me and my kettle.
I've just bought myself one of those relaxation CDs with the whale noises on. I can't say it's worked but, for some reason, the missus is really fucking horny.
Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!
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Ronson
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Registered: 6th Dec 10
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These jokes were funny in 2006.
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Twitch
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Registered: 3rd Nov 09
Location: Flitwick, Bedfordshire
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Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust”
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