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emicen
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Just heard there's going to be a Jordan movie and that Simon Cowell is behind it. He really won't be happy until he's utterly destroyed the moral fabric of society.

Still, there's bound to be money to be made. Although possibly the most compelling case for post-natal abortion ever, she's every tart's idol
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Yet she's minted and has best selling books and popular TV shows. Tart, trollop, whatever you want to call her. She is a money making machine
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I'd go to watch so long as she gets killed at the end like most baddies.
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i hate noisy blowjobs
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emicen
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Yet she's minted and has best selling books and popular TV shows. Tart, trollop, whatever you want to call her. She is a money making machine


Oh I don't deny her money making prowess through appealing to the lowest common denominator. The same can be said of Kerry Katona. It's their rotten and eroding effect on society that bothers me.

They're the human equivalents of buckfast/whitelightning and heroin.
Ste M
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Jordan needs a voice transplant.
XSIHardy
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jordan should make a movie !!

but not the kind thats in a cinema
Joe
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She's a cunt, I can't even wank over her these days.
emicen
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jordan should make a movie !!

but not the kind thats in a cinema


You're joking right?

There's already one out there. It's crap. She's almost as bad a sack of spuds as Keeley Hazell.

Fair play to John Leslie and Pamella Anderson, their home movies were actually pretty watchable. Jordan, Keeley, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian were all shit. Reckon Jodie Marsh's would be worth a watch if one were found, with her it's not an act, she is just filth.
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plz link to kim one

[Edited on 02-02-2011 by XSIHardy]

 
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