Dom
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Originally posted by Mike B
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Just do what your fucking told you bunch of cunts.
How come you have a computer in your kitchen?
Chain is far too long if she can reach the computer.....
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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I fucking hate clothes shopping for the gf.
Dont mind going for things she cant easily pick up and buy but when they have a handfull of dresses to try on im crabbit for the rest of the day.
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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best part of trafford centre is the women , my gf stayed there 9 hours before xmas, women are a joke shopping
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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Originally posted by Gary
I'm with Bonney. Find things to entertain yourself.
Whittie is a Pro at shopping centre entertainment btw. Surprised he never got knocked out tho!
[Edited on 16-02-2011 by Gary]
Good times...!
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
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Originally posted by Gary
I'm with Bonney. Find things to entertain yourself.
Whittie is a Pro at shopping centre entertainment btw. Surprised he never got knocked out tho!
[Edited on 16-02-2011 by Gary]
I talk to the female staff 
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harrisp
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Im in bed dying of the flu (Ive got a cold  ) and the missus wants to drag me to get her nails done .
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spencer88
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Cunt punt required.
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nathy_87
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Tbh you're the sap for saying yes.
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Bobber123
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this thread reminded me of a rather good joke!!
bit long but i rekon its worth the read...
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy...it is GREAT!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep..
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least the bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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