Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
What is the best way to go about trying for a baby?
Post an attention seeking thread on CS of course...oh no, wait, you already did that.
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Phillips_91
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Registered: 20th Jan 10
Location: Blackpool. Drives: Sapphire Black Mk4 Astra 1.8
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Originally posted by Ben G
ask my missus. her periods nearly 3 weeks late 
nae worry my ex was 3 and a half weeks late, i was shitting bricks 
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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Yup had a 3 week late one with my ex, shat a breeze block. I took her out for dinner when it came to celebrate 
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Phillips_91
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you must be the only lad in the world to celebrate a period!
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T21SVJ
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Registered: 14th Sep 06
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trust me hes not, my missus was havin pains and feeling sick the doctor wantted her to take a preg test i was shitting 1 all day waiting to find out.
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
What is the best way to go about trying for a baby?
Post an attention seeking thread on CS of course...oh no, wait, you already did that.
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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Originally posted by Bart
Get the practise in now steve, once she drops it'll never be the same, unless you can convince the nurse to leave a few permanent stitches in. Even then it'll remind you of a train wreck
C-section FTW.
And no offence Steve. But I hope you are joking. Your missus is young ain't she, and you seem pretty immature. I wouldn't say you are ready for a kid. You'd also try and get the poor fucker powder coated or something.
[Edited on 19-02-2011 by Ben J]
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Having sex with a woman, and using the right hole usually is a good start.
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
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Originally posted by Bonney
Having sex with a woman, and using the right hole usually is a good start.
There's your first mistake then Steve
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote:
Originally posted by Bonney
Having sex with a woman, and using the right hole usually is a good start.
Just don't ask Andrew for tips.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Paint some plastic planes, if weathered correctly then a baby will appear.
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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Originally posted by pow
Yup had a 3 week late one with my ex, shat a breeze block. I took her out for dinner when it came to celebrate
FUNKING LOL
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Alex_Rally
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Registered: 6th Sep 09
Location: Tyne and Wear, gateshead
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already got a son thats enough for now
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fred7
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Registered: 17th May 04
Location: Rugeley, Staffordshire
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doctor told us to try weird shit in the bedroom to change things, different positions and places and different times, also do the jiggy all the time! got a beautiful little daughter now!
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fred7
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Registered: 17th May 04
Location: Rugeley, Staffordshire
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oh yeh once ya done your deed, get ya mrs to ly upside down with her legs on the bed or sofa wat ever, thinking about it my doc sounds like a perv but it worked!
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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ne1 else trying for a baby atm? ^_^
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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stick your kitten basher in her steve
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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Cs conspiracy time.
William doyle is infact steve.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
ne1 else trying for a baby atm? ^_^
what have you tried so far?
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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shit in a condom, freeze it, then fuck her with it.
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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What about an airfix baby?
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
shit in a condom, freeze it, then fuck her with it.
I bet you wish you had done that now hey Daddy 
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