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Bonus
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Registered: 13th May 02
Location: Cheltenham
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4th Apr 03 at 17:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the best/worst chat up lines uve heard or used?!

I heard these 2day -

Smile if you want to f**k me.

I lost my teddy bear, mind if i sleep with you tonight??
AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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4th Apr 03 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive lost my phone number can i have yours
SB
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Registered: 6th Mar 03
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4th Apr 03 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do u believe in love at first site or do u want me walk past again?
Marcus_Foster
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Registered: 14th Apr 02
Location: Bristol.....Drives: BMW E46
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4th Apr 03 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You "are you tired"
Her reply "No,why"
You "because you have been running though my had all night"
DanielJ
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Registered: 21st Nov 01
Location: gwent, south wales
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4th Apr 03 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did it hurt?............ wen u fell from heaven

*plz note i have never used or never will use these chat up lines*
Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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4th Apr 03 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Someone pulled the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes.......
Rob_Scarborough
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Registered: 19th Mar 01
Location: Scarborough
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4th Apr 03 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are you wearing a cosmic bra? Coz your tits are out of this world!
Do you fancy playing an army game? Ill lie down and you blow the hell out of me !
I wish you were a door coz id bang you all day !
Bonus
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Registered: 13th May 02
Location: Cheltenham
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4th Apr 03 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Rob_Scarborough
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Registered: 19th Mar 01
Location: Scarborough
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4th Apr 03 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven!
Do you like chicken? Well suck this its foul!
Bonus
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Registered: 13th May 02
Location: Cheltenham
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4th Apr 03 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just been told another -

Playing doctors is for kids, want to play gynaecologist's?! (*spellin?)
Rob_Scarborough
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Registered: 19th Mar 01
Location: Scarborough
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4th Apr 03 at 17:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
All those curves, and me with no brakes
Rob_Scarborough
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Registered: 19th Mar 01
Location: Scarborough
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4th Apr 03 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you. 20 3
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

 
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