Phil Hall
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
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> A depressed young woman from Belfast was so desperate that she
> > > decided to
> >end
> > > her life by throwing herself into the sea. When she went down to
> > > the
> >docks,
> > > a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her.
> > >
> > > "Look, you've got a lot to live for" he said. "I'm off to America
> > > in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
> > > I'll take good
> >care
> > > of you and bring you food every day."
> > >
> > > Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
> > > "I'll
> >keep
> > > you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
> > >
> > > The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose? That night,
> > > the
> >sailor
> > > brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every
> > > night
> >he
> > > brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
> >passionate
> > > love until dawn.
> > >
> > > Three weeks later during a routine search, the captain discovered
> > > her.
> >"What
> > > are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
> > >
> > > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
> > > "He's
> >taking
> > > me to America, and he's feeding me".
> > >
> > > "What are you doing for him?" said the captain.
> > >
> > > "He's screwing me," said the girl sheepishly.
> > >
> > > "He certainly is," said the Captain. "This is the Larne-Stranraer
> >ferry."
> > > 
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