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3CorsaMeal
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23rd May 11 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hi, its my brothers birthday coming up and i'm looking to get him something crap.

my last birthday he got me a zen garden its a little tray, a bag of sand, some stones, and a buddha

What presents have you had with no use?
adiohead
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23rd May 11 at 11:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I once bought my mate this (because he got a Rover)

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/zimmer-frame-old-mans-costume-inflatable-zimmer-frame.html?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=free&utm_term=Inflatable+Zimmer+Frame&tc=FR-blu068



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C2RL R
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23rd May 11 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My sister gave me 8 strongbows. Actually looking back it wasn't all that bad.
Conway563
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23rd May 11 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Me and a few mates clubbed together to buy someone this once

Jamie-C
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23rd May 11 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/snake-willy-warmer.html
3CorsaMeal
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24th May 11 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

settled for the top gear board game
DannyB
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24th May 11 at 18:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Buy him batteries
Tommy
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24th May 11 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My worst ever present was a fish weigher from an uncle, i went fishing once, spent most of my time trying to break it.
Ben G
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24th May 11 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Buy him batteries


off topic, supervisor in work has jury service last week and had to listen to some paedo whos sister and brother told the court that he used to put batteries up the boys arsehole and rape the girl

not sure which kind of battery though. AAA, not so bad. D =
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24th May 11 at 21:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Is a D one of them huge fat square ones that you could power a power wheels with?
Ben G
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24th May 11 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think so
richc
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Buy him batteries


off topic, supervisor in work has jury service last week and had to listen to some paedo whos sister and brother told the court that he used to put batteries up the boys arsehole and rape the girl

not sure which kind of battery though. AAA, not so bad. D =




We had a local peado who use to work in a swimming baths. Aparantly he would put the test tubes (that the dip in the water for chlorine) up theirs.
3CorsaMeal
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21st Jun 11 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FFS, he has left it nearly a month, now gives me back the top gear board game, unopened and says his GF already has it



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21st Jun 11 at 08:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He doesn't sound very grateful TBH.

That's just shit, someone giving you your present back!
Tomnova16
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21st Jun 11 at 08:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

give it to him for christmas


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3CorsaMeal
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21st Jun 11 at 09:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
He doesn't sound very grateful TBH.

That's just shit, someone giving you your present back!


the more time goes on the more i getting annoyed at the way my family act sometimes.

FFS, he could of put it on ebay, or given it to someone else, i can't take it back to shop now.

liking the xmas idea
BarnshaW
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21st Jun 11 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

when my brother was 8 my deranged auntie got him a 2 foot plastic owl, his face when he opened it was quality

still in the garden now, proper random
3CorsaMeal
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21st Jun 11 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



i have a 2 foot plastic owl
Brett
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21st Jun 11 at 10:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
give it to him for christmas

Now that'd be hilarious
mike56gte
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21st Jun 11 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal


i have a 2 foot plastic owl [/quote

You and barnshaw are brothers!!!

taylorboosh
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21st Jun 11 at 19:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how does he know he has it if its unopened
3CorsaMeal
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21st Jun 11 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its in a cellophane wrapper shrink wrap thing, unopened

3CorsaMeal
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21st Jun 11 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

BNIB mate, the real deal
taylorboosh
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ahhh i see lol christmas idea is good
BarnshaW
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never ever say im related to 3corsameal

 
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