Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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.. we agreed it was a funny name for a pub.
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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i told a girl that she reminded me of my little toe, she said why cause im small and cute, i said no its cause im probley going to end up banging you on my coffee table
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Started my new gym the other day and part of the package I had the use of a personal trainer.
I went to get ready in the changing rooms and went off to meet the personal trainer when I noticed a hole in my trainer that was big enough to fit my finger into.
Needless to say she wasn't very happy, I am now banned from the gym and she is now pressing charges against me.
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Archie
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Registered: 18th Dec 07
Location: South Ayrshire
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quote: Originally posted by Bonney
Started my new gym the other day and part of the package I had the use of a personal trainer.
I went to get ready in the changing rooms and went off to meet the personal trainer when I noticed a hole in my trainer that was big enough to fit my finger into.
Needless to say she wasn't very happy, I am now banned from the gym and she is now pressing charges against me.
Hahaha had a good lol at that
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
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quote: Originally posted by scoob
i told a girl that she reminded me of my little toe, she said why cause im small and cute, i said no its cause im probley going to end up banging you on my coffee table
Told my mate Jamal he reminded me of Marmite. "Why? You either love me or hate me?" he said. "No, because you're black and you smell funny" I replied.
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Welsh Dan
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I was sat opposite a gorgeous Thai bird on the train yesterday, probably one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen. I was thinking to myself, "please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."
But then she did
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williamz
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Registered: 29th Nov 05
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i've just opened a business specializing in female to male sex changes. i've called it gashconverters
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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quote: Originally posted by scoob
i told a girl that she reminded me of my little toe, she said why cause im small and cute, i said no its cause im probley going to end up banging you on my coffee table
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Bissmire
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Registered: 30th Sep 08
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Good to see they've finally released the book about sexually active herbs.
About fucking Thyme
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by Bissmire
Good to see they've finally released the book about sexually active herbs.
About fucking Thyme
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