jacko198
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Give them a good slap
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A Thai natural health practitioner claims she can boost bra sizes by 'breast-slapping.'
The traditional therapy is said to enlarge the breasts with no surgery whatsoever - just a good deal of kneading, massaging and pummelling of the area
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2039764/Thai-breast-slapping-therapist-claims-hitting-boobs-makes-bigger.html
They also do face slapping, LMAO at the video 
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adiohead
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I've found my calling
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noshua
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I've been doing this for years
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Jake
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slapping changes bone structure 
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3CorsaMeal
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worked for my cock 
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adiohead
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can you slap mine?
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Jake
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look where shes holding the tape before and then after on the chest measurement. ultimate scam
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3CorsaMeal
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we could slap each others in a perverse morris man style of dance 
i know a few of the songs and words
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sc0ott
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You mean fap?
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adiohead
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
we could slap each others in a perverse morris man style of dance
i know a few of the songs and words
Morris Dancing:
"Music was traditionally provided by either a pipe and tabor or a fiddle"
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3CorsaMeal
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I live in the capital of Morris Dancing mate
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Jed D
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that vid
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3CorsaMeal
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Thaxted is considered the modern spiritual home of morris dancing and the local side hosted the gathering, the largest in the country.
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adiohead
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instead of a hanky I'll use a kleenex and we could sing that mini mini mini song
http://youtu.be/ye7XYuW_fE8
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3CorsaMeal
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that song is so last week, am into this one now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGuFn0RPgaE&list=PLB8D9A7DA33B8F2F6&index=6
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3CorsaMeal
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hope you listen to it and enjoy it
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3CorsaMeal
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at the beginning they sound like when you rub a girls fanny through her trousers in a dark cinema
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adiohead
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They do!!!
tbh, I've always loved that song.
I've been listening to this since the weekend:
http://youtu.be/IeqtAB1WgEw
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Xs
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
worked for my cock
Didnt work for Simon from The Inbetweeners
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adiohead
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This is no joke and totally serious, but I had a friend at school who used to slap his willy to make it hard.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I've been listening to this since the weekend:
http://youtu.be/IeqtAB1WgEw
thats sorted me right out
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cavmad
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If anyone's missus has small tits tell her to wipe them with bog paper. When she asks why just tell her it worked on her arse, so why not?
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djgritt
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quote:
Originally posted by cavmad
If anyone's missus has small tits tell her to wipe them with bog paper. When she asks why just tell her it worked on her arse, so why not?
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fazza
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