Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examination room, the doctor
arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below
normal , and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed" she replied.
"Well strip down to your waist" ,the doctor ordered, and she did.
He pressed , kneaded , rolled cupped and pinched both breasts for a
while in a detailed and rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed, he said. "No wonder this baby is
underweight. You have no milk."
"I know ," she said, "I'm his Grandma , but I'm glad I came!"
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