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Russ
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10th Apr 12 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Moved house recently, nice little cul de sac overlooking some fields.

about 9 or 10 houses in the road, everyone here seems pretty normal but i've only really spoken to one chap

anyway, he introduces himself and knew straight away he was one of 'those'. "what do you do, where did you live before, who do you work for, will you be living here by yourself' etc obviously wanted to be a policeman when he was younger and wasn't allowed so has put himself in charge of being the streets nosey bastard.

got some roller blinds from dunelm and put them in all the windows apart from the back ones so him and his nosey mates can't look in. Started taking my rubbish sacks to work rather than using the bins as he's the sort of dodgy bastard who would go through them.

had my little sister sleep round the other week, gave her a lift to school the following morning and sore his net curtains twitch like Steve's dick when he walks passed a high school, probably thinks i'm a paedo or growing herbs. might get loads of strip lights from b&q and make sure he's home when i unload them just to make him nervous.



yes i am a bit bored
Mertin
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Isnt taking your rubbish to work a bit too far?
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Phillips_91
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House day....
taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by Phillips_91
House day....



sc0ott
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Buy a fake arm and hand which comes covered in fake blood and at night when you know hes looking go out to your bin with it hanging out a bag, and then make sure the hand sticks out the bin when you put it in.
Marc
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Maybe he is after your slow cooking recipes.
VegasPhil
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Haha

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nathy_87
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omfg.
sc0ott
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Wtf is this
Gary
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Gary
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Think barts been watcbing Disturbia too much
Paul_J
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probably thinks the bags of rubbish you're putting in the back of the car are dead bodies cut up.
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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Think barts been watcbing Disturbia too much




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Ojc
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The 'Burbs
alan-g-w
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I just wonder what exactly it is that you throw out that you don't shred/ destroy that this 'bin raider' neighbour could use against you in any way
Kerry
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11th Apr 12 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT!?!!?
Kerry
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Is this a F.U.R.B to Bart?
Russ
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yes
Alex_Rally
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u are one funny man , love this thread hahaha
BarnshaW
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thought it was a bit weak and posted far too many hours late
Lawrah
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my neighbors are like this, they even have a committee in this estate. I want to bring them down.
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
my neighbors are like this, they even have a committee in this estate. I want to bring them down.
you could call your anti-them Campaign

Bring Annoying Residence Tojustice( )..BART

 
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