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scoob
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anyone heard any decent ones recently?
sc0ott
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How did the chewing gum cross the road?
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no idea
sc0ott
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Was stuck to the chickens foot.
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I looked out of my window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who come off his motorbike, so I frantically rushed over

"out of the way" I shouted as I pushed through the crowd

"are you a doctor?" one woman screamed.

"no" I replied "the cunt was delivering my pizza"
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I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl. I thought she was a couple of years older than that.

I suppose that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father.
Whittie
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With you, that could be an actual story.
BarnshaW
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My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday,

she wasnt happy when I come home with a push up bra.
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
BarnshaW
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I just left my wife as she goes absolutely mental over nothing during her period, its just an ovary action
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I got caught wanking while sniffing my mates sisters knickers yesterday,

It wouldnt have been so bad but she was still wearing them at the time, he went ballistic.

Made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us
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Womens rights...
Sunz
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sc0ott
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quote:
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Taxes spent on digging up planes in times of financial crisis, well done Mr C.
Sunz
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Getting excited from some old planes.
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How do you make a duck sing the blues?

Put it in the microwave 'til it's Bill Withers
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quote:
Originally posted by Sunz
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I'm having an African themed birthday party




There's no food and the drinks are 12 miles away

http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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A man is walking past a driveway and sees a Jamaican putting up a sign 'Boat for sale',
The man looks but all he sees is a caravan and a jeep.
He goes up to the jamaican and asks, Where is the boat?
All I can see is a caravan and a jeep.

Yes mon replies the jamaican , and they boat for sale.

 
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