Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=mp_s_a_2?qid=1334749780&sr=8-2
Read the reviews of the product.
If the link doesn't work, search 'Veet men's hair removal cream' on Amazon.co.uk
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BeetleGav
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Registered: 27th Jun 10
Location: lancashire, nelson
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Read that on edition! fucking hilarious........ Id clarify that you wasnt browsing for personal use if i was you?
Bald sweaty ball bag...pass
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Matty SRi
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Registered: 3rd Dec 08
Location: Stockton-on-Tees Drives: Mk3 Golf GTi
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(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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went through that the other week was pretty funny
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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My mate posted a link on Facebook, nearly pissed myself laughing!
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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This is a classic line:
"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin"
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by James
This is a classic line:
"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin"
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i only read a few didnt really fancy people walking behind me or IT wondering what im reading up on hair removal cream for
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Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing."
I got that far, laughed out loud in work so I'm going to have to pass until I get home
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noshua
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Registered: 19th Nov 08
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that one is amazing
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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i used veet before on my chest. missus got it on my nipples 
never again will i touch such a vicious product.
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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i veet my balls, hurt like fuck at first, but you get used to it, trouble is the skin starts to harden like that of a leather boot
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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I bought some of this shit a few weeks ago, awesome!
Not done chest hair or anything yet, was soley for my arse crack, so when I wipe I dont smear shit on my hairs.
Anyway, tested a bit on my shoulder a few weeks ago, its already back. 
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noshua
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Registered: 19th Nov 08
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Not done chest hair or anything yet, was soley for my arse crack, so when I wipe I dont smear shit on my hairs.
we've all been there.
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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quote:
Unfortunately I was subjected to pain tantamount to that of having a mustard coated cactus violently inserted up ones rectum, followed by intensive plastic surgery to the point where I now look like Michael Jackson straining for a dump.
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Darryl H
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Registered: 19th Nov 09
Location: Camberley Drives: Porsche 944
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quote:
Being a lazy chap who cannot be bothered with shaving everyday I decided to try a tube of this product on my face in the hope it would give me an extra 5 minutes in bed every morning. Unfortunately I was subjected to pain tantamount to that of having a mustard coated cactus violently inserted up ones rectum, followed by intensive plastic surgery to the point where I now look like Michael Jackson straining for a dump. I award it 4 stars as, despite the physical pain and mental torture, I do get the extra 5 minutes in bed every morning as my long absence from work led to me being fired.
EDIT: You beat me to it Russ
[Edited on 18-04-2012 by Darryl H]
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AdZ9
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Registered: 14th Apr 06
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"Although I understood the part about 'intimate use' I could not find anything about this not being for nose or ear hair. I get fed up with constantly cutting myself whilst trying to cut my ear and nose hair with a pair of Kitchen Scissors, so I decided that this product would work for me. I rubbed it up into my nostrils and around the outside of my ears. Very soon the burn started and trust me it really makes your eyes water. Probably more that if it was on your knob or bollocks like the other reviewer did. If your eyes do water, make sure the product is not on your hands when you go to wipe your eyes as this porodcut also removes eyelashes and eyebrows and makes youe eyes water even more. I look like I have been put on a sunbed for too long and people keep asking me why I am crying. Still, a good product which does what it says."
That one is the one that had me in a fit of laughter
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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My wife has always been sensitive about her age, so on the night before her big day, I waited for her to drift off and into a deep relaxing sleep, and then went to work.. to bring back her feeling of youthfullness, I assumed that she would be pleased to wake up with a flange like a teenage Russian gymnast, so after heading down south and emptying my whole load onto her her wizards cuff, I too fell asleep. However , within a matter of hours was awoken by the sound of screaming and wailing like a premenstrual banshee with my minge issues, and had to leave the house.
Luckily the judge saw the funny side so there was no need for a custodial sentance, so looking forward to the future and for the restraining order to expire.
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