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Ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 09:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Engine falling out doing a burnout, beating Cossies round bends. Rallyes keeping with GT's.

Humour at its best.
3CorsaMeal
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My mum in crack whore magazine...................all lies!
Ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 09:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
All bollox, I do hope I was'nt like this when I was 17/18.
Sooty
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29th Apr 03 at 09:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my mates corsa c sxi reckons it can do 125mph with 3 in
willay
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29th Apr 03 at 09:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats up ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 09:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i he sounds a bit funny
Ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 09:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1.3 8v Rallyes doing 125mph, Corsa SXi's staying with Cossies.

Engines falling out of SXi's. I have no idea.
Sooty
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29th Apr 03 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1.6 16v K reg escort doin 126mph ?
Ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 09:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hold on, I am remembering another story about a Nova 1.2 racing something. Will be with me shortly.
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29th Apr 03 at 09:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
broke down on a mini roundabout once,
the day before i broke down on the m6, in and in widnes. had 3 police vehicle checks too. traumatized i was.
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29th Apr 03 at 09:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ojc i have an sxi n last year engine mounts went on me n it dipped forward ,thanx anyway
Ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 09:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes, I know this story is correct because I saw the car after it happened.

Although the circumstances surrounding the faliure of the engine mounts is cloudy.
willay
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29th Apr 03 at 09:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my punto broke down on the sliproad off the M11 once
willay
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29th Apr 03 at 09:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
motorway police found me (thank fuck) and towed me off, had no credit or anything on my mobile :S
Ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I tried to bring them back together, but he has a point.
Shelly
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29th Apr 03 at 09:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah i found the police on the m6 extremely helpful and they were really nice with me. they aren't all bastards!
willay
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29th Apr 03 at 09:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
exactly shelly.

morning shelly, how is your sexy self today?
Sam
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I sometimes see a red Reliant Robin van with a single wiper conversion and what I suspect to be 12" alloy wheels.
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam Kindness
... tried to drive it into a river (dont ask, i was very young)


Ojc
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29th Apr 03 at 10:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Adam, when your engine mounts failed. What happened?

I feel this could happen to my Italian piece of monkey shit.
Shelly
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29th Apr 03 at 10:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by willay
morning shelly, how is your sexy self today?


fine thank u - still dont know where u get this sexy thing from

 
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