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SetH
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20th Aug 12 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wtf is up with these cunts?

Every night about 2 minutes after getting into bed and turning the light of the fucking buzzing starts. Next thing I know a mosquito is trying to dock with my head.

I turn the light on and the cunt tries to hide on a wall somewhere.

Why do they only go for you as soon as you turn the light out?

Anything worth buying to put in bedrooms to repel the cunts?

[Edited on 20-08-2012 by SetH]
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20th Aug 12 at 22:26   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ive got 6 bites off them they are really itchy if i knock them

my mum was talking to my next door neighbour before and she had one in here bedroom last night and she sprayed fly killer in there and never heared it again worth trying that one?


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SetH
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Jim you mental barstad
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=641466
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20th Aug 12 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not THAT common in this country.

Think alot of people are speaking about gnats
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21st Aug 12 at 00:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you could get spray for yourself, or a mosquito net

try fly paper?
Ben G
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21st Aug 12 at 01:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Citronella candles. The cunts hate the smell.
Ojc
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21st Aug 12 at 04:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't get bitten either.

When I went to Corfu with Luigi he was absolutely covered in bites and I didn't have a single one.
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obviously not a pure blood ollie
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21st Aug 12 at 07:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got woken up twice in one week at about 2am by the things flying straight past my ear. One night there was three of them, each time I started falling asleep another one would start flying around Ended up getting a net and sticking it over the window so they can't get in at night.


Numberwang!

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Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

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21st Aug 12 at 07:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I hear it's their fault that house prices in the north have fallen.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Jambo
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21st Aug 12 at 08:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ive recently moved and the size of the cunts round here is ridic. They literally have their own vehicles
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21st Aug 12 at 08:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've not long come back from Turkey and my mate was covered head to toe in bites, I wasn't bitten once...

I've noticed yesterday though I've been bitten 5-6 times in this country! Dunno if it was mozzys as I didn't see the fuckers.
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They are definitely Mossies and not Gnats,I can tell the difference.

Also coming to think of it they are bigger then last year.

Was in camping shop at the weekend as bought a rucksack and beach tent and had a look at the insect repellent stuff. Did not really look practical for a house imho.

One of the cunts bit me on my bald head and it swelled up like fuck. looked like I had cracked my head on a wall or something.
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21st Aug 12 at 10:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mark get a luminous insect ring like you get in butchers shops. I have two of them in the house and they clean up pretty good.
Whittie
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I haven't seen the ones that have bitten me, like little ninja bastards. Somebody has clearly opened a big box from Japan and they've escaped and started mating here.
SetH
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LOL where to locate it though? only seems to be my bedroom that the fucks come into.
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I travelled for 3 weeks around Borneo back in June armed to the teeth with mosquito sprays, wipes and creams. Hardly touched them and didn't get a single bite. I had one camping weekend in Wales a couple of weeks ago and came back looking like I had chicken pox, every exposed part of me covered in bites
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21st Aug 12 at 19:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Definitely loads of these wee bastards, or some biting thing that has a sort of speckled pattern on it. I sleep with bug spray next my bed after being bitten the other night on my eyelid.
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Show us your bee stings lawrah.
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Buy a bottle of poppers and leave the lid off when you go to bed.

That'l scare the fuckers.
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do you leave your window open in the evening/night?

 
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