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J da Silva
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30th Apr 03 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whos been caught bendin their bitch over their motor, or (for the lasses) whos been rogered over one
Sam
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30th Apr 03 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not me!
Chris@Speedfreex
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30th Apr 03 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whos got burns off the material
J da Silva
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30th Apr 03 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
eh? i got my lass over my bonnet once ,could hear her babylons squeekin agaist the paintwork
Chris@Speedfreex
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30th Apr 03 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
chiny paint work, or was it dirty and then wen ud finished ud got this one part that was, like it had just cum out the body shop?
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris@Speedfreex
chiny paint work, or was it dirty and then wen ud finished ud got this one part that was, like it had just cum out the body shop?


Literally
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris@Speedfreex
whos got burns off the material


My ex did, and she let me know about it too
Chris@Speedfreex
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Gower
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30th Apr 03 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate got caught in his dads BMW. I didnt know what was worse for him, Being caught in a BMW or shagging a dog.
J da Silva
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30th Apr 03 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha bit mucky, i wanna go to pub n get wankered(pissed up)
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Gower
My mate got caught in his dads BMW. I didnt know what was worse for him, Being caught in a BMW or shagging a dog.


J da Silva
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30th Apr 03 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if a dog is under 16 can u get done?
Sam
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30th Apr 03 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
if a dog is under 16 can u get done?


Yes.
J da Silva
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30th Apr 03 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ah but lets say its 12 yeah then in dog years its 84 so you'd be alright wunt ya
pringle
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30th Apr 03 at 13:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how sad
J da Silva
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30th Apr 03 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh we have another who hates humour, yet im the sad one?
Sam
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30th Apr 03 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
ah but lets say its 12 yeah then in dog years its 84 so you'd be alright wunt ya


Ahh sorry, I thought you meant in human years. In dogs years this is fine.
Steve
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30th Apr 03 at 14:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
car sex ruins the windows if uv just cleaned them

[Edited on 30-04-2003 by Steve106GTi]
J da Silva
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duz it ruin them if u havent cleaned em?

 
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