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Ojc
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13th Sep 12 at 18:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What a liberating experience
BluKoo
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Was it a pooluxe tin?
corsadonk
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13th Sep 12 at 19:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you squat, or did the tin take the load?
Nismo
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Should have put the lid on it, wrote on it the date and time and buried it or stashed it away, it could have been your own little time capsule for some lucky kids to find one day.

jrdn7
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13th Sep 12 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Get one of those safety deposit boxes, stick it in there & let some bank robbers find it! Would surely put them off robbing banks in the future!
Generation
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Yeah, pay for a box yearly.. And miss the part when te robber opens it
SetH
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Note this moment.

This is the moment that Ollie begins the journey into SCAT.

Poor Sarah is going to be shat on.
nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Note this moment.

This is the moment that Ollie begins the journey into SCAT.

Poor Sarah is going to be shat on.



chris_uk
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13th Sep 12 at 20:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I half expected a picture.
Ian
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Poor Sarah is going to be shat on.
Not necessarily, my mate bought a glass coffee table for that express purpose, you can still get the visual but less mess. Wipe away.
baza31
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13th Sep 12 at 20:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

These things need to be done. When I was renovating a house that had no toilet I turned a bucket into a shitter .
SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Poor Sarah is going to be shat on.
Not necessarily, my mate bought a glass coffee table for that express purpose, you can still get the visual but less mess. Wipe away.


Fucking hell

Ian are you into this practice also?
mantamark
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13th Sep 12 at 20:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I did some work in a house that hadnt had the bathroom fitted, just fired down the pipe in the floor.

Reminded me of the holiday in turkey. Though it wasnt as dirty as turkey.
SetH
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That's nice for the home owners.

Some sick cunts in this thread tbh
Ian
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No different to there being a pan in place, its only poo and water any other day.
Hammer
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I'm a rampant pervert that would fuck a pig in suspenders or a hole in a barbers floor but I can't ascertain for a second what enjoyment any fucker would get out of being shat on or ever seeing some cunt take a shit.

Mentally ill people, hang them from the gallows.
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13th Sep 12 at 20:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you wipe your arse with a discarded paint brush?
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can we get some pics please
baza31
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quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
Did you wipe your arse with a discarded paint brush?



80 grit sandpaper. Clinkers are now a thing of the past
Mertin
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Seen myself taking a shit in a cow pen before, recycling it and doing my bit for the environment when it ends up being spread on a park with the rest of the shit
andy_mk3
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16th Sep 12 at 19:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you get any splashback?
P1CK4D
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Was there paint in there or not?
Andy Stocker
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Pebbledash?

 
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