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Corsa_A1

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Registered: 31st Mar 03
Location: Brum
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3rd May 03 at 22:20

While I was flying down the road yesterday, I noticed a traffic cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the traffic cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The traffic cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The traffic cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."

Munchie

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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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3rd May 03 at 22:21

!!!!!!!!!!