BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
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Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Asda for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
...Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year
-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to the town centre.
You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On December 1st, 4th, 6th and twice yesterday. So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch, and about 4:30 in the afternoon.
P.S. Sainsburys have cheap wallets on sale for £1.45 each but Asda wallets are £2.25 and look better
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dragon2309
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this is so old its unreal, its not even that funny the first time you hear it.
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Paul_J
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quote: Originally posted by dragon2309
this is so old its unreal, its not even that funny the first time you hear it.
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
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I know it's old, but I hadn't heard it in years. Figured there would be the odd person who appreciated it...
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Bart
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nathy_87
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To both.
[Edited on 19-12-2012 by nathy_87]
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noshua
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Registered: 19th Nov 08
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edit -> de....
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Alex_Rally
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Registered: 6th Sep 09
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i loled
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cunningham
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Registered: 25th May 05
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im doing it wrong, im going to M&S.
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neil h
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Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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quote: Originally posted by Bart
Wrong.
Guy runs into a bar.
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BarnshaW
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quote: Originally posted by neil h
Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
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quote: Originally posted by neil h
Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam
Funniest part of thread
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by BarnshaW
quote: Originally posted by neil h
Tbh it sounds more like a dream than a scam
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Jamie
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why would you even post such a shit old joke...
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BluKoo
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quote: Originally posted by Jamie
why would you even post such a shit old joke...
Because I wanted to upset you.
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Christopher
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Registered: 14th Oct 10
Location: Eastbourne
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I dont get it :/
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K2 GTi
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What is wrong with some of these people
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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Fucking foreigners. If they come near my windscreen I will kick them in the fanny hole.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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AlunJ
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Location: Newport
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Fucking foreigners. If they come near my windscreen I will kick them in the fanny hole.
After you've had your lap dance yeah?
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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I shop at Sainsbury i should be ok
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Sean
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Registered: 14th Sep 10
Location: Eastbourne, BN23 7AZ
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I thought it was quite funny, Never heard it before.
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Sean
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Registered: 14th Sep 10
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quote: Originally posted by Christopher
I dont get it :/
What don't you get
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Molested.
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