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Poll: Bringing a random girl home
Try and let a quiet one go hope it doesnt smell and she doesnt notice 12 (31.58%)
Make and excuse and leave the room 18 (47.37%)
Let it out loud and proud and dutch oven her 8 (21.05%)


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A1EX
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6th Jan 13 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So you bring a girl home after a night out, youre in bed after doing the deed, both still awake and you need to fart what do you do?
Aaron
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6th Jan 13 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Post it on a Corsa forum.
Jay
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6th Jan 13 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why is she still there if you've already done the deed?
Haimsey
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6th Jan 13 at 10:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Depends if she's a moose.

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nikkijamie
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6th Jan 13 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hope it's silent and don't smell and let it go
oba-corsa
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6th Jan 13 at 10:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if she is a moose let it go in her face maybe this might get her to leave lol.
ed
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6th Jan 13 at 10:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't take girls back to your own place, go back to hers and then you can do what you like because you can just leave when you've had enough.
3CorsaMeal
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6th Jan 13 at 11:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Depends if she bothered to shave or not
Tomnova16
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6th Jan 13 at 11:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Leave the room. Get a glass of water or something

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Marc
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6th Jan 13 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wait until she needs to get up and make with the sheet wafting before she gets back.
corsa120
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6th Jan 13 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
worst part about this is morning farts are monumentally loud and long pmsl
Ben G
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6th Jan 13 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
very strange question. I agree with Aaron.
sc0ott
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6th Jan 13 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Show her a video of an audi a5 3.0 tdi exhaust sound on full volume.

That wont hide the smell though.
nibnob21
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6th Jan 13 at 12:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't know about you guys but my farts are the worst the morning after the night before. No chance I'd drop my gut in that situation.

Do it in front of my girlfriend though, I think she's become immune to them.

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Gary
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6th Jan 13 at 12:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ed
Don't take girls back to your own place, go back to hers and then you can do what you like because you can just leave when you've had enough.


Sence.
Kieran
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6th Jan 13 at 15:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Deeds done who gives a fuck? Let it rip!

 
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