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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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20th May 13 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
From here


http://www.clio197.net/forum/showthread.php?t=34068

Last night, I was in the Chav wagon (Saxo) with my two best friends headed to Brighton. We were proper chavs by doing a lap of McDonalds in the marina, it's. a great place to see some totally ghastly examples of utterly chavved up crap.

After this, we headed to Madeira Drive to do some further Chav spotting and to see a friend of mine, with his girlfriend. We parked up, my friend turned up in his Saxo. We sat and laughed.

Then, a white Clio 197 (looked mint too) parked other side of my friends car, stared at us, reversed, parked next to my car, stared, reversed at and drove backwards and forwards staring at us each time he went past.

He finally parked next to my car, facing in, engine running, turned round in his seat, facing the back, started moving up and down. Thought it was weird, but it was Brighton, so nothing out the ordinary.

My friend in his Saxo wanted to show me something in his engine bay, so we got out, and I looked over at the 197, and it looked like he was bashing one out.

I looked at the handy work in the Saxo engine bay, looked over at the 197, wh flung the door open at this point - trousers and pants round his ankles, proper bashing one out and moving up and down...couldn't see what exactly he was doing, as at this point he started groaning loudly.

At this point, was time to leave. We drove off fast, went down to Shoreham, where another friend was....we told his what we had seen, and he then replied 'yeah, he sits on his gear knob with the engine running thrusting up and down while knocking one out, he's well known for doing that'

Absolutely sick, made me wonder who he was knocking one out over, or if it was the exhaust on the Saxo he was turned on by.

I am still in shock now, why would you do such a thing?!?!

Fair enough, if cars turn you on and you want to do that to your car, then FFS do it in your garage, or down a country lane, or somewhere where you cannot be seen, not in the clubbing heartland of Brighton!!!
Jay
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20th May 13 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
speechless...
ShEp
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Location: Dingwall, Highland
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20th May 13 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hanging out in Brighton in you 197 Ollie?
Daniel_Corsa
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20th May 13 at 22:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
WTF

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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
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20th May 13 at 22:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh

Marcy Marc

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Nath
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JonnyJ
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20th May 13 at 22:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Southerners.
Ricky352
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20th May 13 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fucking hell!

Would love to be the next owner of that car!
baza31
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20th May 13 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Where is that O rly pic when you need it
Jambo
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Rick Draper
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20th May 13 at 23:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FLOL I thought I had heard it all but thats something else!
WukaChop
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20th May 13 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm genuinely speechless.
micra_pete
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20th May 13 at 23:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was recently in shoreham, true story.
Ojc
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3CorsaMeal
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21st May 13 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That's my bank holiday plans sorted. Thanks for the heads up.
Whittie
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21st May 13 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So he pulled up, started wanking off and sat on his gear knob in public? Jesus Christ
Root
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21st May 13 at 21:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I liked the part where he stared at you for a long time before pulling up and playing pokey bum wank.

lol
Generation
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21st May 13 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



True or not
MarkSport
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23rd May 13 at 10:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I know I'm one to say "I know someone who done that" etc, But I actually do (well, not on a personal level)

About 2007. me, rob b and a few others local would play football against argos wall and in the shopping centre outdoor carpark at night. a lady used to pull up in her car every single time we were there, feet straight up on the dash....then finger blast the shit out of herself.

True Story
Ben G
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23rd May 13 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is this before or after your eyes were swapped round?
Jambo
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After, definitely after!

 
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