Tom J
Organiser: South Wales
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Registered: 8th Sep 03
Location: Bridgend
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Anyone got any good ones?
Just got to my hotel for trax, had booked two rooms for me & the mrs and mate and his mrs, and I've booked it for tomorrow night by mistake 
All sold out within the area so had to go round and now got somewhere but cost me double the price
What a nob
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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I ordered some records, couldn't remember if I did or not so ordered again. 4 arrived this morning.
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Tom J
Organiser: South Wales
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Registered: 8th Sep 03
Location: Bridgend
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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I went to work on Monday last week thinking that i'd enjoy it. Fail.
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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Pulled a jump on my bike, landed funny and buckled wheel aswell as splitting my innertube, had a spare but no pump lol
Didnt take my phone, walked around 5 miles home pushing the bike
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Ronson
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Registered: 6th Dec 10
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Put a dent in the works van a couple weeks ago, nothing recently though, I'm fucking sure I got the van airborne on a bumpy back road which could have been a massive fail if I lost it, head nearly hit the roof and its a hi-top van lol
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Nic Barnes
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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Swapped my Saturday in work with someone then realised that I need that Saturday off. Can't swap back as the bloke is moving house so have to waste half a days holiday.
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jrdn7
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Registered: 14th Feb 11
Location: Ireland
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Kicked a bottle of glue in free woodwork class, came back & hit me in the head.
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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Not me, but the missus reversed into a lamppost outside he parents house, smashed the rear end of her car up and the lamppost toppled landing on her old man's work van 
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Dropping a trailer at work, Wound the legs down, took the numberplate off, undid the fifth wheel then drove off. Forgot about the air lines and electrical leads and now they are a few feet longer and with knackered ends!
Hopefully they will be fixed by tomorrow!
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Not me, but the missus reversed into a lamppost outside he parents house, smashed the rear end of her car up and the lamppost toppled landing on her old man's work van
true story
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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I fitted a bunch of stuff for a fan in work 180degrees out, grease nipples and associated pipework, speed sensor (50mm hole), nameplate and terminal box for said speed sensor. Pain in the arse but managed to sort it before management spied so all good
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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Whilst removing part of my emergency booze stash from the boot of the RS in the garage a few weeks back, to take round to a pal's place for his birthday barbecue/piss-up, I dropped the bag on the concrete floor from boot lip height and smashed every, single, fucking, bottle.
All told, 80 to 90 quids worth all over the garage floor. Not a single soldier survived. 
I didn't even swear (might have cried a little inside). Just stood there in silent stunned disbelief.
I've been on SSP since March, so basically I smashed a week's wages all over the deck.
God hates me. And I hate him back. He's a cunt.
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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Put some schwartz chargrill seasoning on my chicken before baking in the oven. Tasted more like shit than chargrill flavour. Fail.
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Whilst removing part of my emergency booze stash from the boot of the RS in the garage a few weeks back, to take round to a pal's place for his birthday barbecue/piss-up, I dropped the bag on the concrete floor from boot lip height and smashed every, single, fucking, bottle.
All told, 80 to 90 quids worth all over the garage floor. Not a single soldier survived.
I didn't even swear (might have cried a little inside). Just stood there in silent stunned disbelief.
I've been on SSP since March, so basically I smashed a week's wages all over the deck.
God hates me. And I hate him back. He's a cunt.
You on the sick? Shouldve said mate
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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I am Sir. Which made it all the worse.
All that lovely booze helplessly flooding all over the grubby garage floor.
I didn't even get to keep/save one. Lost the bleeding lot
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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sponge??
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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I was considering a straw.
And then I tried come up with some way of gathering some of it up and separating it from the glass and dirt.
Even if I could have though, rum, scotch, beer, white beer, several types of cider and two types of Crabbies would probably not have made a great cocktail
There's still loads of glass and a massive stain under the back of the car
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